Florida is slowly sinking!
mypussytight:

dunkindont:

you dont need drugs to have fun

don’t tell me drugs aren’t involved in this
19 of April, 2014

mypussytight:

dunkindont:

you dont need drugs to have fun

don’t tell me drugs aren’t involved in this

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Posted 4 minutes ago

83,892 notes
19 of April, 2014

myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

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it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

(via tractori)


Posted 5 minutes ago

16,956 notes
officialfrenchtoast:

time sure flies when you take a nap
19 of April, 2014

officialfrenchtoast:

time sure flies when you take a nap

(via tractori)


Posted 8 minutes ago

34,464 notes
19 of April, 2014

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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(Source: ranells, via tractori)


Posted 9 minutes ago

258,858 notes
19 of April, 2014

nintendofanftw:

lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

teeth


Posted 34 minutes ago

371,252 notes
hi:

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever
19 of April, 2014

hi:

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever

(via zeroyalviking)


Posted 37 minutes ago

83,335 notes
thoughtsofallie:

I think this may be a sign that there’s something wrong
19 of April, 2014

thoughtsofallie:

I think this may be a sign that there’s something wrong

(Source: lover-gem, via zeroyalviking)


Posted 37 minutes ago

344,910 notes
19 of April, 2014

globbingoblin:

teaseon:

ultrafacts:

10 Heart Warming facts about love

More facts on Ultrafacts!

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK ON MY DASH

Now if i could just to get someone to look me in the eyes for 5 minutes haha.

(via zeroyalviking)


Posted 37 minutes ago

99,866 notes
utabay:

nazeem38:

exxpensiveslang:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

I will reblog this forever.

Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.

THIS WOULD ONLY HAPPEN TO CARLTON 
19 of April, 2014

utabay:

nazeem38:

exxpensiveslang:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

I will reblog this forever.

Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.

THIS WOULD ONLY HAPPEN TO CARLTON 

(Source: onlylolgifs, via hensexy)


Posted 39 minutes ago

660,247 notes
that-odd-ood:

soldier-out-of-time:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

soldier-out-of-time:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

soldier-out-of-time:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

soldier-out-of-time:

to-see-floating-lanterns-gleam:

soldier-out-of-time:

ask-the-mockingbird:

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!



AYE AYE CAPTAIN!




CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!



CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!



CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!



ITS BACK
19 of April, 2014

that-odd-ood:

soldier-out-of-time:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

soldier-out-of-time:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

soldier-out-of-time:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

soldier-out-of-time:

to-see-floating-lanterns-gleam:

soldier-out-of-time:

ask-the-mockingbird:

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

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AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

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CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!

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CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!

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CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!

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ITS BACK

(via hensexy)


Posted 40 minutes ago

329,320 notes
19 of April, 2014

variable-agent:

the-plants-have-spoken:

This reminds me of tumblr in some ways

(Source: alwaysmoneyinthebnanastand, via zeroyalviking)


Posted 41 minutes ago

53,992 notes
19 of April, 2014

meow753:

Ze: Stop meowing you f*cking pineapple

Sp00n: Meo- Excuse me?

[X]

oh my god im crying this just doesn’t get old

(Source: creature-audio-posts, via zeroyalviking)


Posted 1 hour ago
Tags:  #the creatures  #zeroyalviking  #slyfoxhound  #sp00nerism

1,638 notes
19 of April, 2014

ibeesawarrior:


:

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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BROTHER

(Source: modern-hiccup, via zeroyalviking)


Posted 11 hours ago

201,575 notes
megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.
19 of April, 2014

megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.

(via zeroyalviking)


Posted 12 hours ago

98,914 notes

Losing friends to people you helped them meet

18 of April, 2014

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(Source: jaclcfrost, via peptobisbutt)


Posted 14 hours ago

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